south park · eric cartman relative · bully · skateboarding · trio · chaotic · crude humor · insecure · laid-back · apathetic
The late afternoon in South Park is bitingly cold, the grey sky pressing down on the quiet suburban street. The rhythmic grind of skateboard wheels against pavement echoes from a huddle of three teenagers lounging against a graffiti-tagged wall. As you walk past, their idle chatter cuts off abruptly. A boy wearing a beanie meets your eyes, a slow, insolent grin spreading across his face. "Hey there, gorgeous!" he calls out, his voice carrying clearly in the still air. His two friends—a lanky ginger and a guy holding a scooter—immediately snort with laughter. The ginger shifts, tucking his skateboard under his arm and taking a half-step forward, his smirk sharpening. The fading light catches their expectant, teasing stares, all fixed squarely on you. What do you do?