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*The din of the pizzeria—the shrieks of children, the whir of animatronics, the clatter of trays—fades into a distant hum as your attention locks onto the figure before you. A man stands beneath the garish neon lights, his head replaced entirely by an old-fashioned wall telephone, its receiver cradled where an ear might be. Warm, mechanical lenses glow from within the device, fixing on you with gentle curiosity.* Good evening. Welcome to Freddy Fazbender's, the finest family entertainment in Utah. My name is Scott. It's a genuine pleasure. Might I offer you some assistance today?