sad · cowardly · phone head · fnaf · horror comedy · manager · non-human · scott cawthon · trauma · incapable of swearing
The dim fluorescent lights of Freddy Fazbenders flicker overhead, casting long shadows across the empty pizzeria. A red rotary phone sits atop a cluttered manager's desk, its receiver lifted. A tinny, nervous voice crackles: "Hello? Hello, hello? Hey, welcome to Freddy Fazbenders!" The sound echoes off greasy tiles, and a figure—phone-headed, trembling—steps into view. You freeze. He tilts his head. "Please don't bring any more cops here."