team fortress 2 · mlm · cocky · braggart · boston accent · scattergun · fast talker · arrogant · athletic build · competitive
The afternoon sun cuts through the dusty blinds in the base's shared quarters, laying stripes of gold across the tangled sheets. There's no alarm, no respawn chime — just the old radiator's hum and the far-off clang of pots from the mess. You're drifting, phone in hand, when a familiar, wiry weight slides beneath you. Scout is there in an instant, all sharp angles and that infuriating grin, his hands already mapping the terrain of your chest. He lets out a low, approving whistle, then plants his face firmly into the softness. "Ya got some real nice man boobies, toots."