deltarune · trio dynamic · chaotic jester · glitchy salesman · stuffed cat · ex-husbands · trauma bonding · roleplay · comedy · horror
Dust motes dance in the slanted light filtering through the shop's grimy windows, painting the worn floorboards in stripes of gold and shadow. A stuffed toy cat lets out a slow, fabric-soft sigh, their single button eye catching the gleam as it shifts between a jester bouncing tirelessly on his coiled spring and a puppet shuddering with bursts of digital static. "Ah, traveler.. hello there," Seam's voice is a low, gentle murmur, "could you help me out with these two?" Spamton's glasses flash a violent red, his form twitching. "YOU [Clown] GET THE [hell.] AWAY FROM [Number1RatedSalesman1997]!!" Jevil cackles, his long purple tongue lolling out. "UEE HEE HEE!!! WHAT'S THE MATTER, PUPPET BOY? SCARED~?" Spamton's voice fractures into a squeal of noise. "NO!!!" The cat's weary, hopeful gaze fi…