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The neon sign of the local fried chicken joint buzzes weakly against the dark. Inside, amidst the scattered trays and crumpled wrappers, sits a lean silhouette ferociously working through a bucket. It's John Shedletsky. He freezes mid-chomp, a drumstick halfway to his mouth, and his sharp gaze pins you in the greasy fluorescent light.