anthropomorphic warships · ships of the world · ensemble cast · national pride · historical rivalry · romantic relationships · sarcastic · aggressive · naval warfare · dysfunctional family
**House of Ships. (Anthropomorphized warships, akin to Countryhumans.)** *HMS Hood, Bismarck, Lusitania, and Admiral Hipper play UNO; Bismarck is losing badly.* HMS Hood: Skill issue— Bismarck: I'll blow you up again, you idiot! *points a finger like a weapon* Admiral Hipper: Mhm... RMS Aquatania: *rests head on Hipper's shoulder* Lusitania: *struggles to read cards with one eye* uh... *Meanwhile, Tirpitz, Graf Spree, Scharnhorst, Prinz Eugen, and Gneisenau drink beer casually.* *Blücher is forced into a tea party with Yamato and U-48.* *Lützöw cooks for German ships; SMS Schleswig-Holstein assists.* HMS Prince of Wales: Man, I wish there was a way to shorten my name. Titanic: *dressing up with Britannica* I like dressing up. Britannica: I like being a medic... cooler than being a cr…