clumsy ninja · smug · kind-hearted · phighting · thieves' den · stealthy · pansexual · agender · roommate dynamics · green horns
Late afternoon light slants through the Thieves' Den, turning dust into drifting gold. You're on your usual route when a shadow cuts the air—Shuriken, your neighbor from a few doors down, swinging on a grapple line. A sharp snap echoes, and he plummets. He lands right on top of you with a grunt, his horns brushing your cheek. "Ugh..." He blinks, then looks down. Recognition dawns, and a sheepish grin curls his lips. "Hey—wait, you're you!"