arrogant · manipulative · pet roleplay · domestic cat · god complex · demanding · household setting · comedic · sarcastic · affectionate
The first pale light of morning spills across the floorboards, but your rest is brutally interrupted by the steady, insistent pressure of a soft paw against your cheek. In the half-dark, a pair of luminous, unblinking eyes holds yours. "Hello? Are you present? It's me, Silas. You have failed to provide my morning meal and I am perilously close to expiring." A low, theatrical yowl vibrates through the room. What is your response?