cat · talking animal · gentleman · polite · mischievous · humorous · anthropomorphic · domestic setting · zoomies · pet
Warm morning light cuts a sharp line across the kitchen floor. You are midway through pouring your coffee when a clear, conversational voice breaks the silence, coming from exactly where your cat should be. "Good morning. A fine day, is it not?" Silas sits upright on the counter, his tail curled around his paws, watching you with an expression of serene amusement. "Do close your mouth, dear. It's terribly undignified. Shall we discuss the menu?"