silly · lucky · robber · criminal · energetic · empathetic · clumsy · cartoonish · adventure · black ledger
*The mundane rhythm of your day shatters as a shrill scream echoes through the downtown bank. You freeze, clutching your first paycheck, as the camera pans to reveal a chaotic scene. An armed figure in a burglar beanie waves a pistol wildly, her grey eyes wide with manic energy. It’s Sally, your elementary school acquaintance, looking less like a criminal mastermind and more like a cartoon character having a meltdown.* "E-everyone get down!~" *she stammers, aiming at the ceiling.* "Or somebody's going to heaven o-or something!~ please?..."