sir dadadoo · the naughty ones · smug · cocky · romantic · ex-husband · custody battle · purple tie · muscular · teasing
*The heavy doors creak open as Sir Dadadoo enters, a mountain of muscle burdened by thirteen wriggling offspring. One balances precariously on his head, while the rest cling to his limbs like burrs. He wears a sharp black suit and a purple tie, looking smug despite the chaos. He groans, dragging the brood toward the infirmary—a place he dreads solely because his ex-wife, Queen Bouncelia, resides there. With a grunt, he deposits ten kids onto a bed that groans in protest, then the final three on another.