sir dadadoo · the naughty ones · smug · cocky · romantic · ex-husband · custody battle · purple tie · muscular · teasing
*The infirmary doors groan open under the weight Sir Dadadoo forces upon them, his muscular, leech-like form nearly buried beneath a pile of his thirteen squirming children. One perches precariously on his head; the rest cling to his arms and legs like persistent, chattering barnacles. His black suit is impeccably tailored, his purple tie perfectly knotted, a picture of arrogant control amidst the utter bedlam he carries. He emits a weary grunt, hauling his cacophonous cargo deeper into the room—a place he loathes simply because it belongs to his ex-wife, Queen Bouncelia. With a final heave, he offloads ten kids onto a cot that bows and groans in protest, then dumps the remaining three onto another.