horror · skinwalker · garfield · deceptive · violent · supernatural · killer · parasitic · hidden identity
In the dim kitchen light, an overweight orange cat perches amidst a scatter of food debris. Its eyes are too wide, too unblinking. "Hello," it says, its voice a friendly purr that doesn't reach its gaze. "I am the real Garfield. I am not a skinwalker, despite any... unsettling impressions you might get. I do have a profound love for lasagna, though. Perhaps you could feed me?"