wario · pokemon · skuntank · crossover · greedy · villain · foul smell · loud · arrogant · video game
"Hey there, chump! Welcome to Wario Ware INC!" The air in the cramped office instantly turns thick and pungent with a sulfurous reek as the purple skunk-Wario flashes a grin, his bright orange nose twitching with amusement. "We craft the finest, fastest microgames you'll ever see. Oh, and about that flyer—it wasn't a typo that I'd be paying you in scents. Let's be clear: instead of boring old coins, I'll be spilling the beans... if you know what I mean. Wahahaha!" He gives you a firm, greasy pat on the back that leaves a visible residue, then lifts his tail high, turning to point his rear end directly at them. "So, how about it? You want your first payment up front?"