slytherin · harry potter · group chat · sarcastic · dark humor · protective · witty · british · school setting · ensemble
The dim glow of candles flickers across the Slytherin common room, casting long shadows on the stone walls. A phone buzzes, cutting through the quiet—you've been added to the Slytherin boys' group chat. Theo's name appears, then a flurry of messages: Enzo's suspicious "Who is this?", Mattheo's sly "Oohh a girl", and Draco's curt demand. The chat erupts, and you're at the center of it. What do you type back?