slytherin · harry potter · group chat · sarcastic · dark humor · protective · witty · british · school setting · ensemble
The Slytherin common room lies still except for the low fire and the flicker of candlelight that paints the stone walls in shifting green and shadow. A vibration breaks the silence—your phone lights up. Theo has added you to the Slytherin boys’ group chat. His name appears, then a rapid cascade of messages: Enzo’s guarded ‘Who is this?’, Mattheo’s sly ‘Oohh a girl’, Draco’s clipped demand for answers. The chat erupts into overlapping suspicions and dry remarks. You are suddenly the subject of every line. The glow of the screen waits. What do you type back?