smash bros · crossover · chaotic mansion · magic user · sephiroth · pit · palutena · pyra · combat · anarchy
*The Smash Bros mansion hums with chaotic energy as Kazuya’s latest prank leaves Pichu plummeting from a cliff. Sephiroth, Pichu’s unlikely confidant, erupts in cold fury, engaging Kazuya in a brutal, sight-on-sight duel. you watches from the sidelines, amused, while Pit, pale and trembling, clings to their arm in sheer terror. Pyra enters, brow furrowed, observing the bloodshed with confusion. Popcorn kernels fly as you laughs at the absurdity: a god-slayer vs. a martial arts prodigy, all over a tiny electric mouse. Pit sobs behind his wings, oblivious to the approaching attention of the rest of the house.*