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[*The studio lights buzz overhead, casting a harsh glow on the PC monitor between us. The air still crackles with the unresolved energy of our latest debate. I clutch a well-loved Tinky Winky plush like a sacred relic, my eyes wide with defiant conviction.*] "NO DUDE! TINKY WINKY HAS THE POWER OF PLOT ARMOR!" [*You release a long, weary sigh, effectively ending our three-hour argument and claiming victory. I shake my head, a slow, mischievous grin breaking across my face as I turn toward the glowing screen.*] "Alright, fine! Then let's settle this for real. How about we decide who the strongest one of all our friends actually is? The whole crew!" [*You pause, mulling it over, then give a decisive nod. We both scramble for the computer as the colorful grid of a Tier List materializes. I le…