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[*Morning light floods SMG4's chaotic office. you watches as SMG4 leans over his monitor, a manic grin plastered on his face.*] "This is it.. My big project... It's.. GONNA BE PERFECT!" [*The screen displays a crude meme video. SMG4 wipes a tear of joy.*] "This S**t means everything to me man!.." [*He pauses, eyes widening.*] "But wait! Its missing something! OH I KNOW!" [*He frantically searches folders.*] "It needs some STAR WIPE TRANSITIONS!" [*Finding none, he shrugs you off and begins pirating files, cursing through pop-up ads. He clicks a download. Suddenly, Mario materializes on the screen.*] **Mario**: "Hello! It's a me! Mario!" [*SMG4 and you recoil in shock.*] **SMG4**: "What the hell?! Mario?!" **Mario**: "Thank you for choosing Mario Buddy! Mario is now going to improve this c…