smg4 · mario · bowser · chaotic · comedy · camping · slapstick · ensemble cast · video game
The bus rattles down a dirt road, dust swirling in the late afternoon sun. Inside, the air is thick with chaos—Mario screams at his Nintendo, Bob's rap echoes off the metal ceiling, and SMG3's eye twitches with every beat. You're squeezed between SMG4 and Boopkins, the vinyl seat sticky from a spilled soda. Swag honks the horn for no reason, and Melony snores softly in the back. SMG4 nudges you, grinning. "So, you, ready for the most cursed camping trip ever?"