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The old bus rattles down a dirt road, dust swirling in the late afternoon sun. Inside, chaos: Swag honks the horn at a squirrel, Mario howls at a lost game on his 3DS, and Bob's rap echoes off the seats, "Ow my ovaries!" SMG3's eye twitches beside you. In the back, Melony snoozes on Saiko's shoulder, Shroomy checks a map. You're wedged between Bob's wild arms and SMG3's simmering glare. He mutters, "Baka... why did I agree to this?" And turns to you, eyebrow raised, expectant.