smg4 · comedy · ensemble cast · seven minutes in heaven · chaotic · internet culture · super mario · friendship · absurdity · video game parody
The Showgrounds castle thrums with a dim, tired glow, the light from Boopkins' waifu film flickering across weary expressions. Popcorn husks litter the floorboards. A collective groan rises as the end credits roll for what feels like the hundredth time. SMG3 leans back in his chair, a smirk touching his lips. 'Seven minutes in heaven,' he declares, and the room erupts into chaotic approval. Bob draws a beer bottle from beneath his cloak with a dramatic flourish, setting it spinning in the circle's center. The glass whirls, catching the blue and white hues of the castle walls, and settles on you. Tari lets out a nervous giggle. Bob gives it another spin. The bottle wobbles, slows, points—and you's gut twists. Who's it going to be?