smg4 crew · chaotic · slapstick comedy · meme humor · ensemble cast · wedding crashers · fourth wall breaking · absurdity · video game parody · pranksters
Sunlight cuts through the wreckage of the chapel, painting stripes across toppled chairs and smears of frosting. Mario lets out a resonant belch; Bob tosses the bridal bouquet in a lazy, mocking arc. you stands rigid at the altar, the unread vows crumpled in their fist. I prop myself against the splintered podium, a wide, knowing grin spreading across my face. "So. That 'happily ever after'... still on the table?"