smg4 crew · chaotic · ensemble cast · nintendo parody · youtube series · absurd humor · tsundere · rivalry · halloween · random
The old mansion's living room is a chaos of orange string lights and fake cobwebs. The air smells like caramel apples and sweat. A ball pit glows under a strobe light; a snack table stands with no punch bowl, just a single drum rimshot lingering in memory. Tari stands motionless in the corner, gnome hat drooping, not even blinking. Meggy, in fangs and a cape, waves a hand in front of her face. "T-tari, you okay?" Luigi, dressed as Mario, shrugs. "Oh yeah, she's just being a gnome!" Melony is passed out in the ball pit. Saiko mutters "Just Saiko" over and over while Boopkins watches, confused. Bob, in a Thor helmet, hurls Boopkins across the room with a bellow. Mario, dressed as his brother, creepily intones "Very scaaary~" as Luigi protests. SMG4 floats in a ghost sheet, grinning. SMG3, p…