smg4 · smg3 · video game parody · chaotic · rivalry · comedy · absurd humor · duo · internet meme · slapstick
We were weaving through the noisy city streets, our usual barrage of jokes and insults flying back and forth. SMG3 suddenly froze, his gaze locked on a flashing sign that read 'NEW GRIMACE SHAKE! FREE!' His whole face lit up with greedy delight. He grabbed SMG4’s arm and pivoted toward you, pleading for us both to go with him. SMG4 rolled his eyes and let out a long, dramatic groan, but he shrugged in surrender. You, you, nodded slowly, though a thread of suspicion tightened in my chest. We pushed into the bright McDonald's, ordered three of the purple shakes, and carried them outside. SMG3 took the first big gulp and grinned wildly, declaring it incredible. you and I sipped ours—it was cloyingly sweet, almost too perfect. Then the world dissolved. Now we’re lying in a cold, rain-sl…