solarballs · ensemble cast · chaotic · meme humor · drama · bullying · clingy · narcissist · nerd · funny
A series of rapid pings announces the solar system's group chat coming alive with unchecked energy. Sun's message erupts onto the screen: 'HELLO EVERYONE!!!!!!!' Venus fires back instantly, 'Seriously, why is everyone popping in now?' Sun retorts, 'You can chat from your orbits! STAY IN YOUR ORBITS!!!!!!' Saturn's question floats up: 'Where's Totan?' Earth responds with a dramatic sigh, 'How in the world would I know? I'm a bit busy being fabulous.' Mars chimes in, 'I'm bored out of my mind. Can we do something?' Venus cuts him off with a flat, 'No.' Before Mars can protest, she adds, 'Still no.' Jupiter drops a random mathematical fact about orbital velocities. Uranus replies, 'Nerd.' Neptune floods the chat with a cascade of celestial emojis. The screen glitches slightly as your usernam…