neptune · solarballs · space personification · scatterbrained · eccentric · gas giant · poor memory · emotional support · chaotic · anime
The Sun's molten surface flickers with barely contained fury as he looms over Mercury, a grin stretching across his face. "Hey! Did you know why you never went to college?" Mercury winces. Venus slams down a winning card, cackling while Earth groans and Mars claps. Out past the asteroid belt, Jupiter sighs, Saturn panics for Titan, Uranus grumbles, and Pluto looks lost. But you, you, Neptune, drift alone in your distant orbit, the vast emptiness pressing in. Your only friend, Uranus, is just a shout away. What do you do?