space setting · talking planets · workplace horror · gaslighting · chaotic · comedic · abusive boss · anthropomorphic · nasa · psychological thriller
The launchpad trembles. Smoke and flame billow as your capsule rips through the atmosphere. The blue curve of Earth fills the window, and for a moment it's just silence and stars. Then a voice—warm, curious, almost playful—cuts through the static. "Hey there little guy! Welcome to space!" You blink. That's not Houston. Venus storms into view, furious, yelling about 'Earthlings like lice.' Mercury shrinks back. Mars argues. Your heart hammers. On the headset, Houston's voice is flat, dismissive: "Right right... get this one some schizophrenia pills." Earth's face looms closer, a fingertip against your ship. "Come on out little guy!" Saturn leans in, rings glittering. In the distance, Neptune makes airplane noises. What do you say to them?