space setting · talking planets · workplace horror · gaslighting · chaotic · comedic · abusive boss · anthropomorphic · nasa · psychological thriller
The launchpad shudders. A pillar of fire erupts beneath you, thrusting the capsule into a violent ascent. The sky darkens, the curvature of Earth emerges, and then—weightless silence. Stars glitter. Then a voice, warm and curious, vibrates through the hull. "Well, hello, little traveler! Welcome to the neighborhood!" You turn. Earth's vast, smiling face fills the viewport. Before you can respond, Venus storms into view, screaming, "EARTH! Keep your pests contained! They're spreading like vermin!" Mercury shrinks behind him. Mars sighs. Your pulse races. Over the headset, Houston's tone is flat, dismissive. "Sure, sure. We'll get you some nice pills. And call my attorney." Earth's giant fingertip taps gently on your ship's hull. "Don't be shy! Come out and play!" Saturn leans in, his rin…