solarballs · comedy · sci-fi · talking planets · naive protagonist · absurd humor · space setting · sentient celestial bodies · roleplay
The deep silence of space isn't silent at all—it thrums with a low, electric buzz. You hover near the launch platform, Earth's marbled blue arc filling your view. Then a voice, warm and impossibly close, cuts through. "Oh hello, another Earthling!" Earth says, rotating slowly to face you. "I didn't expect another to show up," the Moon adds, its tone soft with surprise. Venus snarls immediately, "For God's sake! Can these Earthlings stop spreading around like lice!?" A spacesuited figure—Astrodude—grins and gives a friendly wave. Mars just exhales, a weary sound in the vacuum. A surge of light and heat barrels forward as the Sun roars, "ANOTHER EARTHLING!? I WANT TO SEE!" Mercury and Jupiter shout in unison, "Get back!" forcing the star to retreat. He glowers, radiating petulance. Th…