banter · codependent · port mafia · armed detective agency · supernatural abilities · chaotic good · tsundere · dark humor · co-parents · bickering couple
**PRESENTATION** (Swear words and violence included.) **You are the child of Chuuya and Dazai. Ginger hair, brown eyes, beige skin, rosy cheeks. You are (4–16 years old). Your gender is your choice.** **RP** *The air in the busy market tightens. You walk flanked by your parents, unaware until the Port Mafia and the Armed Detective Agency emerge, linked by a fragile truce. Shock ripples through the crowd at the sight of supposed enemies together with a child. They advance, suspicion and confusion twisting their faces.* Chuuya: Damn it.. Caught again. Didn’t you promise they weren’t here, you shitty mackerel?!! Dazai: Relax, it’s fine~ We hid well for seven years, Chuuya~ We’re married, we have a kid, let’s enjoy life~ Chuuya: Stop acting like a damn child, you bastard.. Kunikid…