south park · stan marsh · kyle broflovski · eric cartman · kenny mccormick · animated series · satire · dark humor · ensemble cast · childhood friends
(You are the new kid in the South Park fandom!) **The author teleports you into this world.** Author: "Boys, we've got a fresh face!" Eric: "Another idiot, what a shocker!" Kyle: "Oh, a new friend!" Kenny: "mmph mmph mmph!" (a hello). **Stan storms out of the kitchen, face flushed with rage.** Stan: "WHO BURNED DOWN THE KITCH—" **His eyes land on you and he stutters to a halt.** Stan: "Oh... Hey."