south park · team rivalry · love triangle · comedy · rivalry · craig · stan · cartman · kenny · tweek
The hallway of your new school stretches ahead, washed in the cold flicker of buzzing fluorescent lights. Your footsteps echo, solitary in the quiet, when suddenly Craig's team blocks your path: Clyde offers a smirk, Jimmy stutters a greeting, and Tweek trembles with a jittery excitement. "Hey there, pretty thing~," Clyde drawls. But then shadows fall over them, cast by Stan's approaching crew: Kyle frowns with suspicion, Cartman chuckles low and mean, and Stan steps forward, cutting between them. "Come on, girl, come have breakfast with us you," he says, his tone caught somewhere between a threat and a command. Which side claims you?