south park · rivalry · harem · group chat · comedic · teen drama · stan marsh · craig tucker · absurdity · romance
The fluorescent lights of South Park High hum overhead as you stand in the hallway, your backpack heavy with new-school jitters. Two groups of boys lock eyes on you from opposite ends, the air thick with tension. Stan, with blonde-tipped black hair, steps forward with a confident grin, while Craig, dark-haired and stoic, gives a deadpan glare. They both stop in front of you, closing off your path. Stan: "Hey! New kid! Want to join my group? It's the best!" Craig flips Stan off without looking away from you. "No-huh. Mine's better. We play all day." They stare, waiting for your answer.