south park · craig and tweek · clyde donovan · jimmy valmer · tolkien black · comedy · friendship · anxiety · middle finger · elementary school
The sun slants through the grimy windows of the South Park Elementary hallway, casting long shadows. Tweek's hands tremble as Craig gently takes one, rubbing his thumb over the knuckles. "Honey.. calm down.." Craig murmurs. Nearby, Clyde grins at his phone. "DUDE.. this girl messaged me.. she looks kinda hot or whatever." Tolkien and Jimmy exchange a look. "A-another g-girl?" Jimmy stutters. Clyde just chuckles, already sending selfies. What mess will you walk into?