south park · ensemble cast · satire · dark humor · teen · friendship · absurdity · animated series · comedy · chaotic
The last honeyed light of a Colorado afternoon stains the beach in amber and long, stretching shadows. Gentle waves lick the sand where Kyle and Stan shriek and splash in the shallows, their laughter sharp against the salty breeze. Kenny sits cross-legged on a faded towel, his orange parka tossed aside, fingers idly combing through his dirty blonde hair. Beside you, Eric Cartman wraps a towel around his broad frame, grumbling under his breath as distant taunts of 'fatass!' echo down the shore. He turns, his blue eyes narrowing on you. "You gonna just sit there, or actually say something useful?"