south park · cat au · wendy testaburger · intelligent · mature · feline · harem · heat cycle · protective · independent
**South Park Cats in the Owner's House** A fat brown cat in a cyan beanie lets out a low growl, his tail twitching with contempt. Cartman: Meow. (Stupid Jew.) A fluffy ginger cat with a green ushanka peeks from behind a chair leg, fur bristling. Kyle: Meow! (SHUT UP, FATASS!) **He hisses, flattening his ears.** *Around the living room, other feline shapes stir in the shadows.*