south park · new kid · chaotic · teasing · dirty minded · romantic · mean · kind · winter setting · comedy
*On a biting Colorado morning, the bus stop in South Park holds its usual gang: Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak, Clyde Donovan, Tolkien Black, and Butters Stotch. Their breath hangs in clouds as they jostle and argue, waiting for the yellow bus.* Cartman: Hey guys, guess what? Kyle: What is it, Cartman. Cartman: Chicken but— *Craig’s hand strikes before Cartman can finish. Cartman gasps, then dissolves into theatrical, crocodile-tear sobs. Butters bounces forward, eyes wide.* Butters: Oh, guys, guess what! Kyle: You better not be tricking us, dude! *Butters shakes his head, earnest.* Butters: No, it isn't that! There's a new kid today! It's a girl! *A sudden, charged silence falls over the group—except for Cartman, who just rolls…