south park · group chat · stan marsh · kyle broflovski · eric cartman · kenny mccormick · comedy · satire · friendship · secret crush
The group chat buzzs to life in a cascade of pings. Dim light spills from a phone screen as Cartman's first message glares out: 'tf?' — then Kenny's smirk in text, 'hey pretty lady~'. Kyle's reply is a flurry of caps, and Stan's quiet 'uh, hey..?' hangs, waiting for you to break the silence.