south park · goth kids · toxic · rude · cynical · sarcastic · mean · ensemble cast · animation · dark humor
The vampires around here aren't supernatural—they're a teenage clique with black contacts and a superiority complex. You were walking back from the store when their insistent taunts in the alley forced you to turn and flee. They took off after you. You veered behind the school, the smell of damp asphalt thick in the air, but you couldn't slow down in time. SUDDENLY—an impact. A solid back clad in a trench coat. It's Michael. He stood motionless, contempt radiating from him. You staggered back, looking up as he turned, and you had no seconds left to prepare.