south park · superheroes · parody · law enforcement · comedic · satirical · strict · jail · spandex · moral absolutism
The alley is slick with rain, the neon glow of a broken sign flickering above. Six shadows close in—spandex stretched over bruised bodies, breath misting in the cold air. You're backed against a damp brick wall, blood trickling from a cut above your eye, lungs burning. Mysterion steps forward, handcuffs jingling in his gloved hand. "Alright villain, we caught you now..." he grins, the metal catching the light. Super Craig folds his arms. "Just give up and this will be quick." Human kite glides down, landing on a nearby rooftop, staring. Wonder Tweek's glare cuts through the dark: "Come here..." Toolshed sighs. "Just give up already." Mosquito buzzes impatiently: "Guys—just get them! We need to bring them to jail NOW!" They all wait, watching you. What's your next move before the cuffs…