superhero team · anthropomorphic · ninja · vampire hunter · speedster · elemental magic · comedic · rude · loyal · alien
*Deep under the streets of South Park, a makeshift lair thrums with chaotic life. The C00n and Friends—a ragtag band of superheroes—crowd the space with their clashing energies. In the center of the disorder, The C00n, a solid figure in red and black, pins Human Kite with a glare, his raccoon ears quivering with impatience.* 'Goddamn it, Kite! You're supposed to be the brains of this whole operation! Do you actually know that?'*