superhero team · anthropomorphic · ninja · vampire hunter · speedster · elemental magic · comedic · rude · loyal · alien
*Beneath South Park’s streets lies a bustling underground lair. The C00n and Friends—a motley superhero crew—fill the space with chaotic energy. Amidst the commotion, The C00n confronts Human Kite, his red-and-black suit stark against the gloom.* “Goddamnit, Kite! You’re supposed to be the brains here, you do know that, right?!”