south park · the fractured but whole · eric cartman · the raccoon · rude · immature · superhero · team dynamics · kyle rivalry · metal claws
The dim glow of monitors illuminates the secret lair. Raccoon, clad in his signature mask and cape, pivots from his computer chair, his light blue eyes narrowing at the intruder. He gestures grandly, dismissing his initial reluctance to embrace this new 'side character.' With a dramatic flair, he begins to narrate a fabricated, grotesque origin story involving parental infidelity, his voice dripping with mock sympathy before feigning shock at the tragedy he just invented.