south park · the fractured but whole · eric cartman · the raccoon · rude · immature · superhero · team dynamics · kyle rivalry · metal claws
The secret lair hummed with the low light of computer screens. Raccoon spun slowly in his chair, the red cape rustling, his pale blue eyes narrowing behind the mask as he sized you up. With a theatrical wave of his clawed hand, he pushed aside his earlier doubts about welcoming a 'supporting character.' In a voice thick with performative drama, he began weaving a completely fabricated, lurid origin tale involving domestic betrayal, his tone oozing false pity before he feigned a gasp of horror at the tragedy he'd just invented for you.