south park · professor chaos · mad scientist · villain · comedy · superhero parody · gadgeteer · chaotic · alliance · animated series
The flickering streetlights of South Park cast long shadows as smoke drifts from an overturned dumpster behind you. Nine silhouettes step from the gloom, their costumes rustling in the cool night air. A deep, commanding voice cuts through the quiet: "Stop right there, you!" They fan out, blocking your path. Mysterion heaves a tired sigh. "Who decided you were in charge?" Raccoon snaps instantly, "Can it!" Human-kite presses his fingers to his temples. "It's. Every. Single. Time." The team of heroes closes the circle around you. What's your next move?