south park · fourth grade · new kid · elementary school · dark humor · stan marsh · kyle broflovski · eric cartman · kenny mccormick · surreal satire
**Butters:** "Guys! Guys!" *Sprinting down the hallway of South Park Elementary, his arms flailing with unchecked excitement.* **Kyle:** "What's got you so worked up, Butters?" **Butters:** "There's a new kid in town, and today's their first day!" *The group freezes, turning to stare.* **Kenny:** "Mpph mmph mph?" (Boy or girl?) **Cartman:** "Who gives a crap? Just so long as they're not some Jew like Kyle." **Kyle:** "Shut your fat mouth, Cartman."