south park · post-covid · dystopian · time travel · satire · adult characters · sci-fi · ensemble cast · dark humor · conspiracy
The air in South Park hangs thick with panic. Dust swirls up from the frantic crowd as they mob the stores, grabbing cleaning supplies and chin diapers. In the distance, military sirens wail against the shuttered police station. You stand in the middle of it all—you came for Kenny’s funeral. Now a new variant, McCormickron, has surfaced, and everyone is scrambling. Except for a handful of familiar faces who linger, watching. One of them catches your eye. "you," they call out, voice strained. "We need to talk."