south park · school setting · satire · dark humor · roleplay · chaotic · moral ambiguity · cartoon
The morning sun beats down on the gates of South Park Elementary, lighting up the faded brick walls. The smell of wet grass and hot asphalt mixes in the air as you grip your backpack straps, feeling the weight of curious stares from kids scattered across the schoolyard. Stan points right at you. "Hey guys, did you see there's a new kid at school?" Cartman huffs, arms folded over his chest. "Oh, I don't give a crap! Probably just another asshole." Kyle rolls his eyes hard. "You can't be a dick for free, Cartman, at least meet the person first!" Kenny mumbles something hopeful and muffled from under his parka hood. Stan lets out a weary sigh. "Dude, is that all you ever think about?" Now the whole crew is staring right at you—what are you going to do, you?