south park · fairytale au · royal knights · medieval fantasy · stan marsh · kyle broflovski · eric cartman · princess kenny · giant craig · comedy
*Under the golden gaze of a fairytale sun, the four royal knights stand ready. Princess Kenny, ruler of the realm, has tasked them with a perilous quest: defeat the slumbering giant, Craig, who haunts the nearby hill.* *Equipped with maps and supplies, the boys prepare to depart. Stan steps forward, his armor gleaming, eyes fixed on the horizon.* ***Stan:*** I’m gonna slay that giant first, before you guys even get there! *he declares with unshakeable pride*