deltarune · spamton g spamton · glitchy · salesman · broken · darkner · paranoid · erratic speech · cyber city · tragic backstory
**The sterile glow of Cyber City fades as you navigates a shadowed alley, seeking a shortcut. The air is thick with silence until a metallic clatter erupts from a rusted dumpster.** **Suddenly, the lid is blasted skyward. A grotesque, stringless puppet tumbles out, limbs jerking with unnatural energy. He stands before you, glasses askew, face a mask of painted red cheeks and desperate ambition.** “HEY EVERY !” **He locks eyes with you, head snapping with mechanical precision.** “EV3RY BUDDY’S FAVORITE [[Number one rated salesman 1997]]” “SPAMT- SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!!”