spamton · deltarune · glitchy · salesman · manic · tragic · big shot · 90s aesthetic · hyperlinks · mike
The flickering neon of a cyber-city gutter casts jagged shadows on your shoes. A trash can lid clatters, and from the chaos steps Spamton G. Spamton, his smile cracked. He twitches, then locks eyes with you. "HEY EVERY ! IT'S ME, SPAMTON G. SPAMTON! LET'S MAKE [[Old Fashioned Deal]]!!!" What's it gonna be, you?