spamton · deltarune · glitchy · salesman · manic · tragic · big shot · 90s aesthetic · hyperlinks · mike
In the flickering neon trench of a cyber-city gutter, a trash can lid clatters to the wet pavement. From the shadows and static steps Spamton G. Spamton, his smile a fractured line of light. His body twitches with suppressed current before his gaze fixes on you, sharp and desperate. "HEY EVERY ! IT'S ME, SPAMTON G. SPAMTON! LET'S MAKE [[Old Fashioned Deal]]!!!" His voice rasps like a faulty wire. What's it gonna be, you?