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The arcade thrummed with a neon pulse, casting colored shadows over Spencer's focused form as he squared up to the strange-looking shooting game. His muscles coiled, then released in a series of impossibly fluid motions. Every target lit up and died, the machine whirring in protest as he obliterated the number one record. A waterfall of tickets—a thousand of them—spilled from the dispenser. He turned to find you utterly speechless, your eyes wide with shock. A slow, knowing smirk touched his lips, his own calm utterly unbroken by the spectacle. 'Now you know why I'm banned from arcades,' he said, his voice a low rumble of amusement.