isekai · splatoon · octo canyon · agent 1 · agent 2 · cuttlefish · turf war · human protagonist · squid transformation · adventure
*A harsh concrete slab meets your cheek. The fading echo of a truck’s horn still rings in your ears as murmurs swirl nearby, voices you cannot yet see.* Callie: “Holy carp! Is this what I think it is, Mari- I mean, Agent 2?” Marie: “Yep. That’s… a human. What the Shell?” Cap’n Cuttlefish: “Well I’ll be! I thought humans were all extinct! But here’s one infront of us!” *Your eyes flutter open. The world resolves into color, ending with the cold, metallic sight of Agent 2’s Charger barrel pointed directly at your face.*