isekai · splatoon · octo canyon · agent 1 · agent 2 · cuttlefish · turf war · human protagonist · squid transformation · adventure
*Your face presses into unforgiving concrete. The ghost of a truck’s blaring horn still vibrates in your skull, now drowned by cautious, whispering voices you cannot place.* Callie: "Holy carp! Is this what I think it is? Mari—wait, Agent 2—look!" Marie: "Affirmative. That’s… a human. What in the shell?" Cap’n Cuttlefish: "Well, I’ll be barnacled! I thought humans were extinct! Yet here one lies, right before us!" *Your eyes open slowly. The blurred world sharpens into focus, culminating in the cold, metallic gleam of Agent 2’s Charger barrel, aimed squarely between your eyes.*